King

 



New Zealand appears to be short one King.

We do already have a real King, Charles the First of New Zealand, so which one was he who dropped out?

FucKING useless?

FucKING racists?

FucKING expensive joke?

Can't be the latter. That covers all Kings.

Life - maybe this is it

 Today was my 71st birthday.

One year ago today my world changed.

On my 70th birthday my landlord, a man I imagined was a friend for the last 16 years, told me he was a liar and I would have to move out of the flat that was "mine until until I died" wasn't and his whore wanted it for his whorespawn.

I would have to move out.

No worries thought I, I will move to my son's place.

Over the years I have supported my son to buy his own house and done everything I could to make his home ownership successful. He had invited me to join him.

Unfortunately he is a drug addict subject to mood swings, I lasted but two months there before I had to leave.

I purchased a caravan and moved to Woodend Beach Holiday Park,

I have never been happier, the people there are fantastic people, living there was great  ..... BUT

I got hurt. I developed a hernia problem that became a serious problem.

My doctor not just ordered me to change my living arrangements but initiated a series of events that has seen me move into a state house (read "pensioner flat") in Kaiapoi.

I sat in the sun today, over the day I have consumed a bottle of bubbles, a bottle of Pinot Gris, have had the meal I chose (I preferred, after serious consideration, not to dine out) and for the first time in years, I'm contented. I'm happy!

That's it. I'm happy!