I had to stop at a pedestrian crossing outside a school last week while a cacophony of children crossed, my guess is, on the way to a swimming pool.
I was reminded of this when I saw this headline on the NewstalkZB site:
Teacher poured wine into her drink bottle and drank it while on lunch duty
The tone of the headline is disapproving and I agree.
Wine wouldn't cut it. I would need at least a good Scotch blend to put up with that noise - and I'm deaf.