And male, and heterosexual, and employed!

It ain't bad being old right now either.

You don't have partially white sheilas looking down at you pretending you need their help to do anything. (From what I see when I get to that stage it'll be Filipino sheilas and they're generally nice people.)

You can point to your achievements without everyone wondering whether you only achieved it because someone made it easier because of your race or skin colour.

You can move around knowing that you don't look like a terrorist.

Your not obliged to get seriously upset when someone makes a simple mistake in how to address you.

"Comedians", "entertainers" etc. don't even pretend to be interested in you.

It certainly is fucking great to be white!