Yesterday, on a broken blogsite, yet another attack on liberals was posted.
This time using the old two cows comparison.
It states that the conservative sells one cow, buys a bull and starts a herd.
Obviously bullshit because the conservative, by definition, hates change so would do no such thing however, that is not the point of this post.
The liberal would, of course, do far better because, far from being pro-government and weak towards those far lazier than himself, he, by definition, is both a thinker and a doer.
The liberal would put his cows out to pasture and take the job managing the cow and bull of the conservative, who, of course, could not do so himself being, as he is, still stuck up his bloody tree in Africa.
The liberal would save enough to inseminate his cows and, while still earning his living from the ineptitude of the conservative, slowly build his herd by selling excess cows milk fattening bobby calves and raising and inseminating the female progeny - the artificial insemination getting around the problem the conservative would have due to the inbreeding within his herd.
The liberal would then sail on through his totally ungoverned life completely ignoring the socialist and the communist resigned to begging at the side of the road and just tipping his rather rich hat, condescendingly, to the conservatives still, incidentally, up their bloody trees in Africa.
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