Virus Alert!!!!!!!

There is a virus going around.

No, not a computer virus although this one will probably attack your savings as well.

Experts advise that while the virus is new it will probably be with us for many years to come.

Scientists world wide are trying to create a vaccine for the virus. How they will get this vaccine to 7.7 billion people I haven't been able to discover.

You may have heard of this virus.

Because of it I'm working from home.

As I give guided tours to tourists I doubt I'll be overly busy.

The virus attacks people from all walks of life in a particularly viscous way, symptoms have been described by 80% of known sufferers as between "nothing" and "a very minor cold'.

For a few older people and the already sick it can be serious - as can crossing the road, driving, sprinting, going out in the mid-day sun, living on the pension and a myriad of other activities.

Terrifying stuff I'm sure you'll agree.

Thank god the powers that be are taking it seriously.

They've shut down the world!