Royal

 Randy Andy is being stripped of his entitlements and honours for shagging a (based on contemporary photographs) prostitute.

Andy was, at the time, divorced, therefore single and free. 

Meanwhile, in New Zealand a significant sized group of racists, communists, thieves, fraudsters and country destroyers run around flaunting their "sirs" and "dames" completely unhindered by officialdom.

And, yes; the lack of capitals is deliberate.