Two stories of interest in the New Zealand news today include two separate terrorist attacks (in USA and Aus) and the infestation of a fresh-water clam in the Waikato.
My understanding is that, alongside pork, Mussies hate shellfish.
Understandable when you live in a hot countries which for centuries were the centre of Western knowledge but were too bloody stupid to invent refrigeration.
I divert.
The knowledge of one of these stories my assist New Zealand in avoiding being part of similar future stories of the other.
Instead of completely eradicating the Golden Clam, restrict it to the Waikato river (the area is of no use to humanity for anything else) and pass a law stating that being part of, or supporting in any way, Muslim terrorism will result in being hung head-down in a barrel of golden clams and barbequed until dead.
Despite initial wailing and gnashing of teeth New Zealand will become the safest place on Earth.
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