More on the Northwest Frontier.

Been thinking about the current Afghanistan hoorah.

Nothing else to do really because the scum has shut New Venezuela Zealand down because the gummint is failing at the polls and the craven cowards need waking up.

Back to the Afghanistan thing, I believe that the whole thing could be rather easily solved with one comparatively simple action that will cause the Taliban to just melt away, freeing up the country in one fell swoop.

The Poms, indeed the UN, should ask Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond (I suspect he will have retired to a London club by now) to lead the Third Foot and Mouth (The dreaded Men-in-Skirts) back into Afghanistan.

Problem solved!