Andy

 The case of Andy and the whore continues to make headlines.

For the life of me I can't see why.

Andy, of course, was the spare but that ceased to be the case years ago, when Bill came along.

Now he's an over-indulged nobody.

He was single, was offered and accepted a whore. Based on the photographs published a quite contented whore and based on reported facts, an of-age whore.

Being a whore is one of the most popular jobs for females, always has been, still is.

I read recently that in Victorian Britain 20% of the female population was involved in prostitution.

I also note that Andy is not accused of trafficking "under-aged" girls (who were almost certainly of age in their home countries), his main crime seems to be he was friends with the Maxwell sheila.

I have only noted these things because of the inexplicable wall-to-wall coverage of the affair by the print media.

I still can't see the attraction.