Your standing there, in the forest, enjoying nature. Enjoying nature's "silence".
Standing still, as is your wont, just listening to the birds, the bees, the insects and the noise wind makes as it meanders through the branches, stirs the leaves and needles on the ground around you.
At peace with the World.
Then, out of nowhere, some brown, bearded, unkempt, sandal clad nutbar, her tiny dweeb halfwit partner in tow, invades your space with loud, wierd noise-making devices that don't just shatter the peace you enjoy so much but also drive away the birds and insects that create that quiescent atmosphere.
They will take forever to return!
For a bonus they throw odorous oil on you.
Can Kauri trees sue for breach of peace?
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