Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 January 2025

Heaven Destroyed

 Your standing there, in the forest, enjoying nature. Enjoying nature's "silence".

Standing still, as is your wont, just listening to the birds, the bees, the insects and the noise wind makes as it meanders through the branches, stirs the leaves and needles on the ground around you.

At peace with the World.

Then, out of nowhere, some brown, bearded, unkempt, sandal clad nutbar, her tiny dweeb halfwit partner in tow, invades your space with loud, wierd noise-making devices that don't just shatter the peace you enjoy so much but also drive away the birds and insects that create that quiescent atmosphere.

They will take forever to return!

For a bonus they throw odorous oil on you.

Can Kauri trees sue for breach of peace?

Tuesday, 21 May 2024

About Time Too!

 The Headline:

Cat found dead 26km from home: Owners fear a cat-killer stalks their neighbourhood

My first thought, without reading the story was "Please, Oh Gods, let this be true!"

It's about time the birds and small animals fought back against these murderous immigrants.

Long live the feathered fellows!