I got seduced by another blog. I'm back!

Been thinking about New Zealand's leaders (PMs) and how poorly the list reads.

PMs I remember:

 

Holyoake Took over after Nash/Nordmeyer penalised working (and drinking/smoking) New Zealanders for the foibles of the chattering classes. In 12 years did nothing. Set the example the current lot.

An aside: Nash/Nordmeyer were still hated by my working-class grand-parents 10 years after they were deposed.

Kirk/Wowling: Too short tenure each to do much damage.

Muldoon: Great man who served New Zealand well for six years. Treated badly by the communist utter scum who wrote the fiction now called “history”. Went mad about 1982.

Muldoon didn’t always get it right (He should have drowned Bolger and Birch at birth) but most of his legacy benefited New Zealand. Unfortunately, at the time New Zealand could not afford Muldoon.

Lange: Dithered while the Great and Good Sir Roger, Mike, Prebs, Michael et al saved New Zealand. Gutless internationally. Entertainer.

Palmer: Did most of his damage when not PM.

Moore: I blinked and he was gone.

Bolger: Until the communist cunt, was the most damaging PM in NZ history. Introduced MMP – for which We continue to pay the price. TINA has a lot to answer for.

Shipley: New Zealand’s first sheila PM (Someone please remind Clark of this fact). Our Jen was shafted by the slime from day 1 and it still took them two years.

Clark: I once heard a businessman praise Cullen for his assistance. This is the sole positive I’ve ever heard about the Clark clowns.

Introduced the "sisterhood"; Now New Zealand is fucked! Coincidence?

Key: By far the most popular PM New Zealand has seen since WWII ended. Kept New Zealand afloat when so many others floundered.

The slime, with the help of brain-dead fuckwits, are intent on destroying his legacy. Many of those fuckwits support the National (socialist) Party.

English: Lost twice, both times for no real reason. Tenure too short to do any harm.

The Communist Cunt*: Appointed by Peters, re-invested by sheilas voting with their arses instead of their heads.

Destroyed or seriously damaged everything it touched – a typical communist.

Hipkins: The Dweeb too ineffectual to be called “a man”, less intelligence than the sausage rolls he claims to crave.

Post Cunt/Hipkins New Zealand has been run by a leaderless committee – badly.

God defend New Zealand!

* Thank you Parliament for legitimising this word.