Drones

 I note that New Zealand is being urged to arm it's Military with "drones".

Despite this suggestion coming from a schoolteacher domiciled at the communist enclave of Massey University I partially agree.

Drones are a lower cost alternative with which to threaten the odd foreign fishing boat attempting to compete with the local "Maori" for fish most New Zealanders can't afford to eat anyway. Gotta protect those "Maori" fraudsters!

Any country able to mount any larger threat to New Zealand will just overwhelm us, brushing aside any New Zealand Military attempts to defend "our shores". 

The New Zealand Military are, of course, the same people who can't drive a boat past an innocent country, hitting it (the country) instead.

 Only partially though because New Zealand will be equally served by simply attaching wings to appropriately folded $100 notes and flying them at any aggressor.