Rest Home?

 A bunch of old farts were waiting for god in a "rest" home up North.

Half a dozen got the 'flu and carked it.

This is considered "news".

WHY?

There can be no other reason for being in such an establishment and from a personal point of view as an old fart, if I was languishing in his type of place I'd welcome death. That is exactly why I'd be there. i.e To die!

Problem solved, tell the reporters to piss off and grow up.