Brilliant! A fantastic innovation.

 The most wonderful thing just happened.

I have been unwell and the illness affects my hearing, meaning watching movies etc. is a waste of time. 

Instead, when not trying to find opinion-type comment i have been playing no-noise games.

While playing one just now an e-mail came through. It was an advertisement from a menswear outfit advertising jackets.

Among those advertised was a jacket containing "vegan leather sleeves".

I admit I have long called vegans the most useless pack of halfwits on the planet - but, no more.

Now they have a use - they can be skinned, their hides tanned and made useful for keeping real humans warm.

What a wonderful innovation!

From Wikipedia:

Leather

Leather is a strong, flexible and durable material obtained from the tanning, or chemical treatment, of animal skins and hides to prevent decay.