Wednesday, 27 March 2024

English - As She Was Never Spoke

reference crime report.

This report is worth reading, not for it's content but for the absolute destruction of the English language and the use of a non-witness (who, of course, prefers not to be identified) to describe the event.

  “She saw a fellah all dressed in black. Black gloves, black everything.”

 A bit specific surely. How, driving past, she can ascertain the occupation of a black-dressed person ( A Saharan agriculture worker) wearing black gloves is beyond my comprehension.

My memory tells me that Flaxmere is a suburb of Hastings in Hawkes Bay.

Language is about communication. In this case Gary Hamilton-Irvine failed - badly.



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