Savings to be Had

 

In the news recently has been a series of complaints about the dishonesty and overspending of the (remember this bit) duly elected communist  dictatorship of 2020 to 2022 and the the unelected joke of 2023.

Having considered this and not being a populist, think the below measures will help New Zealand both now and in the future.

Obviously New Zealand needs a financial boost. My solution(s):

 

A few ways New Zealand can save money:

Shoot every third “civil servant”. They won’t be missed and the savings will easily account for any post-shooting bullshit.

Put teachers on performance pay based on results of accredited-elsewhere tests. Any teacher (or should that be “teacher?) not getting his/her charges to perform should be offered either instant dismissal or a public flogging with dismissal automatic for a second offense.

What’s the bet, after a couple of dismissals, the fogging becomes the preferred option. Either way the children, therefore the country, benefit – both from improved standards and bloody fine entertainment..

In explanation; this should be in place until Bachelor level at State-funded Universities and schools. Private learning establishments should be, legally, permitted to take whatever steps they deem necessary to get results.

Your not going to like this next one: New Zealand’s standing Army should be stood down and a small (about 1,000 men) force set up and trained to fight bush, guerrilla style actions should the need arise.

To defend New Zealand, physically, against a determined attacker would need the entire population to be mobilised – twice each. The highly trained guerrilla force will do far more damage to an invader than anything currently available and will stop wannabe-pollies from using them for feel-good and get-me-re-elected purposes.

The remaining part of the Army can be set up as an unarmed force or as armed Police back-up when the racists get uppity, !! Wanker Alert!! for rescue, disaster relief etc.

NZ Navy would remain fisheries protection and observation, NZAF would be streamlined to provide transport and logistics for the new force and the Navy only.

Senior officers and politicians wanting transport for political reasons should be told to “bloody walk”.

Politicians should be made to itemise and justify all costs not already paid for by their inflated salaries. This work must be done and presented by the politician in question. The fraud-squad will probably need to be doubled just for this purpose but the savings to New Zealand.will well and truly justify this expense.

All traffic regulations should be removed, everywhere, and in their place rules against dangerous driving, inconsiderate driving and bloody silly driving instituted. Traffic enforcement must be on the basis of innocent until proven guilty. Cops who's charges fail this test should be made to personally compensate their victims and spend the rest of their careers as kindergarten pedestrian supervisors on minimum wages less expenses.

The racists should be told “No more! We don’t pay racist scum in this country!” and all finance for racists immediately cancelled. If they don’t like it tell them to keep on running as they were before they polluted New Zealand, I suggest next they take over the Auckland Islands,

Any person heard using imitation stone-age language, even if just as a greeting, should be beaten severely and left to crawl to the nearest refuge that will admit them.

This last measure won’t save taxpayer money but will make a lot of taxpayers very happy indeed – and a happy taxpayer is a productive taxpayer.