Dolphin

 The Headline (NewstalkZB):

Otago University expert disputes Sir Russell Coutts' claim about dolphins

Am I the only one who, upon reading the first three words, immediately thinks "Once again a Dunedin schoolteacher with no knowledge verbally masturbates for the publicity?".

Dunedin

 Tarrant! Now some nutter with a knife in a supermarket.

I've been to Dunedin.

Having done so I can understand some people being driven insane by expense, unfriendliness and down-right grottiness of the place but murderously so?

I Wonder

 There was a stabbing in a supermarket in Dunedin.

Reports are vague on the details, particularly about the madman responsible and any claims or exclamations he may have made before, during or after the stabbings and published photographs deliberately obscure all details.

Can I take this as an assurance that the assailant was not a middle-aged, white National/ACT voter?