Ministry of ......... Start of day; Monday :10:30am
Righto folks, pay attention.
The Minister has spoken and we need to downsize.
People must be fired.
I've made a list. Obviously the 2,037 who joined last year are sacrosanct. Too important and we haven't even created titles for their non-existent jobs yet. Besides, they all have brown skins. Untouchable!
My list: The Tea-lady's 2nd assistant has to go, the under-gardener (we don't have a garden here on the 8th, 9th and tenth floor) and, after a lot of anguish, I've decided one of that group in Tauranga who "work from home" and no one has ever met or seen anything from - just make sure it's a white male - has to be the third.
That's three.
We'll feed this to to our pet "reporter" They'll publish the "news" under headlines calling it "massive job cuts in Ministry announced" knowing most can't read and those few that can won't bother.
Should get great coverage from the TV outfits.
Meanwhile, back to the grind people. Lunch is still 45 minutes away and I need to check the wine list again.
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