Showing posts with label water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label water. Show all posts

Friday, 6 September 2024

Yet Another FRAUD!

 The people checking supermarkets are checking the wrong aisles.

Everyone knows that the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the innocent public - worldwide - is chicken-wings.

Selling previously thrown away bits of skin and bone in double the amount of batter (the only taste), pretending it is premium food and charging accordingly to deliberately skinny people was the work of a genius.

Previously recorded music held the number two spot, wavering slightly with electronics but hold on simply through the me-too factor demanding the perennial stupid keep buying god-awful noise simply because it's "new".

Previously recorded music cemented it's hold on the number 2 spot by demanding you paid for from 2 to 12+ pieces in order to buy the one track you wanted.

The only recorded time when the second track was worth the purchase was when the Uglies (Uglys?) put "Ugly Blues" on the reverse side of (I think) "It's All Right".

But now there is, in New Zealand at least, a challenger.

I refer of course to the liquid being added to meat by retailers who then seal meat and (water?) in plastic and charge the liquid at the same rate of the already grossly-overpriced meat.

It ain't just Supermarkets of course, I've seen examples at the local butcher, the closest meat retailer (Northwood, Belfast) and last week, at Verkerks, the small-goods outfit on Vagues Road, Papanui, Christchurch. Verkerks smallgoods, particularly their salami and European-style sausage, remain excellent.

This water-at-meat-prices fraud is not going to surpass chicken-wings but it's pushing recorded music very close indeed.

Wednesday, 29 May 2024

HOLD THE PRESS!

 Breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Zealand political parties not involved in the current Coalition are opposed to the just announced 2024 budget.

This amazing, unforeseen circumstance, new to New Zealand politics, has been observed in Parliament and widely reported on front pages across the main stream media.

In a new, exciting breakthrough, confirmation has just been announced on New Zealand television that water is wet.

We live in wonderful times!

Tuesday, 13 August 2019

Cooking water

I've started cooking with peanut oil.

It was suggested to me that it would be better than my usual cheap-brand olive oil and it is.

Tastes better.

Peanut oil, though, doesn't thin like olive oil.

I found this out the other day when I purchased a couple of chicken fillets from my local supermarket.

I'm using an induction hob and a wok. Didn't bother with a lid, it's a little chicken in a wok not a shallow frypan.

Heated the wok, heated the oil, threw in the sliced chicken and the dish started spitting, heavily.

The chicken had been pumped so full of water it instantly released it into the oil causing a fairly major cleaning job after the meal, cleaning my cooking knife rack, the bench and hob and even the window behind the cooking area.

Oh, and cleaning my head where a rather large drop of hot oil landed 😬

I literally had to drain the wok of water before continuing cooking - and this is after throwing only 2/3 of one breast in.

That's a lot of $10. per kg water going to waste.

A group of local idiots have been protesting about approx. 1% of 1% of available water being bottled and sold to China.

Why aren't they protesting about bloody Pak'n'Save wasting as much water by pumping it into chicken?  Or beef?